Ten Year Plan (2015)

Enjoy a somewhat drunk review from me as apology for not writing my reviews this weekend yet! TOMORROW FOR SURE! YELL AT ME ON TWITTER IF YOU HAVE TO!

• Directed by J. C. Calciano
• Starring Jack Turner, Michael Adam Hamilton
• Written by J. C. Calciano
• Romance
• PG-13
• 90 mins
• 2 June 2015

Synopsis

Best friends agree that if they’re still both single in 10 years they’ll get together, one of which is obsessed with finding prince charming and getting married and the other who is a giant slut who doesn’t do the same dude twice unless its in the same night.

How’s the Story?

It’s Made of Honor but gay basically and without Scotland and Patrick Dempsey.

How’s the Acting?

It’s pretty shit, I think I could do a better job and I’m a stage actor, but whatever, it has tons of basic white dudes being super gay so yay!

How’s the Writing/Directing?

Also not so great, but it’s super adorable and for gay films it’s decent.

How’s the Cinematography?

Also pretty horrible but still, tons of adorable gayness which is super rare so who cares if it sucks?

Is It Worth Watching?

ABSOLUTELY! So here’s the thing: Happy gay films are rarely good quality. This movie had kinda good chemistry between the actors and the script wasn’t atrocious and it was SO HAPPY AND GAY! Happy gay stuff is super rare, okay, so happy gay romcom is WONDERFUL!

Listen, sixths movie had a gay cop whose straight partner was 100% cool with him talking about dudes he hooked up with on Grindr and taking him to gay bars and shit. Do you know how MONUMENTALLY RARE that is in basically ANTYHING???

Happy gay things with happy endings and sweet stories that treat the gayness like just normal life not a plot device is so rare and this was 100% something that works with a guy and a girl not two guys. It’s literally a less good version of Made of Honor with two dudes and I loved it and I hope you all watch it cause it’s amazing.

You have to compare gay movies to other gay movies not other movies in general, so compared to most gay movies this movie is SO GOOD and it’s on Netflix so go watch it you won’t regret that at all!

My Rating: 8/10